It’s a hot one out there today, folks. The kind of heat that makes you sweat through your shirt just walkin’ to the corner store. We’re talkin’ devil’s armpit, surface of the sun kinda heat. But don’t think you can just hunker down and wait it out with a sixer of cold ones. This heat’ll cook your brain faster than a line cook on a double. You gotta fight back and medicate. I’m talkin’ painkillers and anti-itch creams . The good stuff. First, ibuprofen . Pop ‘em like breath mints and that pounding head might come down from code red. Next, break out the Benadryl before the hives set in. When heat rash turns your body into an all-you-can-eat buffet for mosquitos, you’ll thank me. And chug down that electrolyte water and sports drink junk like a parched hiker lost in the desert. Gotta replenish all those fluids unless you want to end up like a sad shriveled raisin. Just remember hydration rules everything around me. Well, that and avoiding direct sunlight from 10am to 4pm. Unless you g